Top 10 Valentine's Day Text Messages

from "Perry Diaz" PerryDiaz@gmail.com

Recently released by ISAFP and PNP wiretappers and mobile interceptors:
(sourced from FilipinoAegis yahoogroups)

10 To: Jamby
From: Pia Cayetano
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I bet you enjoy "flowers"
More than Neri & John O do.

9 To: Jose De Venecia
From: Your former allies in Congress
With heavy hearts we made it happen
The Speakership was declared open
The hell we care if we're a bunch of dork
Between him and GMA?!
Our choice is… pork!

8 To: Joey DV III
From: Joe DV Jr.
You made Daddy so proud
When you stood up for truth
So just keep doin' what is right
And stay away from jutes!

7 To: President Arroyo
From: Noli De Castro
My Valentine's Day wish for you madam:
Two more productive years in Malacañang
I think we're headed in the right direction
So why the need for a snap election?

6 To: Jun Lozada
From: Ben Abalos
Roses are red
Golf courses are green
If you go near Wack Wack
Patay ka sa akin!

5 To: Romy Neri
From: Jun Lozada
Forgive me oh dear friend if I testified
Believe me, I'm so afraid that's why I cried
But no matter what, even if I've died
You'll always be a part of my short, so-called life. (Awwr!)

4 To: Joker
From: Jun Lozada
You pictured me as ifI'm the god of strife
You seem to know me well
but do you know your wife?

3 To: Jun Lozada
From: Mike Defensor
In my dreams, you were blue and you were so alone
So I opted to cheer you up by planning a presscon
But woe is me! I'm baffled you sided with the nuns
In spite of my best efforts, despite the 50 grand!

2 To: Jun Lozada
From: Miriam
How do I loathe thee?
Let me count the goats.


And the number 1 Valentine's Day message…
To: MikeFrom: Gloria
This Valentine's Day I got a special gift
It is from Powerbooks' bestsellers list
Together on V-Day, we'll stay home and just read
This new book that's titled:
"How To Moderate Your Greed"

-- Shared by William M. Esposo