You are workaholic when…

1. You never stopped for refreshment: coffee, sugar and cream.
2. You consider anyone who works a 9-to-5 day a retiree.
3. You hope that if you come back to life an animal, it will be an Octopus.
4. You decide to surprise your spouse by coming home early and discover your family went to Grandma’s for the weekend.
5. You limit your trips to the bathroom to save time.
6. You write love letters on Post-its.
7. You’d never have an extra marital affair because it would cut into office hours.
8. Your most meaningful relationship is with Mr. Coffee.
9. Your boss fires you but you are still organizing his event.
10. You have an anxiety attack everytime you finish a project.
11. You look at your watch at least 2 time during sex and 8 times while watching tv.
12. You place your career above the law.
13. Your best date is a conversationalist book. No complaints; no qualms.
14. You think ulcer is a badge of courage.
15. You lost your sense of calendar and time.
16. Your computer conks out before you’d do.
17. You bring flashlights at a cinema so you could still make your strategic marketing plan.

UGGGHHH!
(From WorkMan Publishing)